wow..wow.. wow..
AAAAAAAAAAAA
HYEAAAH!!
fiuuh..
akhirnya nulis juga,
walau hanya untuk memberi kabar, bahwa saya belom bisa mem-posting beberapa peristiwa yg terjadi di Jogja ini.
Sibuk meeeeen..
bukannya sok sibuk, tapi berat juga jadi anak arsi :(
seneng sih, tapi cuapek,,
cuma saya belum bisa bnr2 cerita nih, suer ga ada waktu,
padahal so much things to tell :(
mulai dari osjur, sampe hari ini..
maklum, blm punya laptop, musti ke warnet..
pokoknya saya janji mau nulis tentang:
-TKAD (apa itu? we'll see)
-Studio
-Kos-kosan's life
husyah husyah..
tunggu ya bagi yang baca (meski seorangpun :p)
huhu.. dadaah, mau kerjain tugas lagi...
Minggu, Oktober 17
Jumat, September 17
The Other Side Of Rahmat
Akhirnya saya berhasil memfoto rahmat! Postingan ini lanjutan dari yg sebelumnya. Jadi bacalah itu dulu sebelum baca yang ini.
Tapi jangan anggap saya terobsesi dengan orang gila karena menulis tentang rahmat dua kali berturut-turut :p...
Cerita bermula saat saya, adek-adek, dan mama saya sedang di depan rumah ngeliatin balon2 udara pake plastik beterbangan di atas. Hari ini emang lagi perayaan 'lebaran kedua'-nya masyarakat daerah pekalongan, tepatnya desa krapyak. Mereka memeriahkan syawalan ini dengan membuat lopis raksasa, juga pelepasan balon-balon plastik dari berbagai ukuran. Sebuah balon yang paling besar (mungkin diameternya kurang lebih 3 meter) bagian bawahnya digantungin petasan. Jadi ntar meledak pas udah di atas. Pas lagi pada ngeliat ke atas gitu, saya ga sadar ada rahmat dateng, kaget banget, langsunglah saya dan dua adek saya lari masuk rumah. Dia teriak "Tutiiik...!!!!" (setiap orang gede perempuan dia panggil tuti). Mama nyuruh ambilin uang 200 rupiah, terus saya keinget janji saya mau ngepost fotony rahmat. Langsung saya ambil kamera.
Pas ke depan lagi petasan-petasan yang di balon besarnya udah mulai meledak. Dan waktu saya liat tampangnya rahmat...
lihat kan, senjata-senjatanya
gergaji, linggis, kapak yang dibawanya emang ngeri, tapi saya baru kali ini liat muka yang begitu bahagia dari rahmat. Mama saya nunjukin si rahmat balon di atas yang lagi pada meledak petasannya. Dengan gaya ngomong mama yang kayak lagi godain anak kecil. Dan, kayak bocah usia 5 tahun, rahmat dengan bahagia nujuk-nunjuk balonnya yang sedang ber'dor-dor' ria sambil bilang "ecoon..econ (mercon, mercon)". Wow, kalo udah gini dia gak pantes banget sama penampilannya. Gak ada serem-seremnya sama sekali.
mau keluar rumah pun, dia masih nunjuk-nunjuk balon plastiknya...
Tapi jangan anggap saya terobsesi dengan orang gila karena menulis tentang rahmat dua kali berturut-turut :p...
Cerita bermula saat saya, adek-adek, dan mama saya sedang di depan rumah ngeliatin balon2 udara pake plastik beterbangan di atas. Hari ini emang lagi perayaan 'lebaran kedua'-nya masyarakat daerah pekalongan, tepatnya desa krapyak. Mereka memeriahkan syawalan ini dengan membuat lopis raksasa, juga pelepasan balon-balon plastik dari berbagai ukuran. Sebuah balon yang paling besar (mungkin diameternya kurang lebih 3 meter) bagian bawahnya digantungin petasan. Jadi ntar meledak pas udah di atas. Pas lagi pada ngeliat ke atas gitu, saya ga sadar ada rahmat dateng, kaget banget, langsunglah saya dan dua adek saya lari masuk rumah. Dia teriak "Tutiiik...!!!!" (setiap orang gede perempuan dia panggil tuti). Mama nyuruh ambilin uang 200 rupiah, terus saya keinget janji saya mau ngepost fotony rahmat. Langsung saya ambil kamera.
Pas ke depan lagi petasan-petasan yang di balon besarnya udah mulai meledak. Dan waktu saya liat tampangnya rahmat...
lihat kan, senjata-senjatanya
gergaji, linggis, kapak yang dibawanya emang ngeri, tapi saya baru kali ini liat muka yang begitu bahagia dari rahmat. Mama saya nunjukin si rahmat balon di atas yang lagi pada meledak petasannya. Dengan gaya ngomong mama yang kayak lagi godain anak kecil. Dan, kayak bocah usia 5 tahun, rahmat dengan bahagia nujuk-nunjuk balonnya yang sedang ber'dor-dor' ria sambil bilang "ecoon..econ (mercon, mercon)". Wow, kalo udah gini dia gak pantes banget sama penampilannya. Gak ada serem-seremnya sama sekali.
mau keluar rumah pun, dia masih nunjuk-nunjuk balon plastiknya...
Senin, September 13
Si Rahmat
Before i tell a story about si rahmat, let me say : HAPPY IED MUBAROK everyone :)
and i'm asking for your forgiveness, if i had some faults (it's impossible if i hadn't have it)
Lets begin this new period by becoming a better person :D
Ok, si rahmat itu nama orang gila di lingkungan tempat tinggal gue. Nggak ada yang nggak tau si rahmat ini. Kalo nggak tau berarti dia bukan orang sini, huehe. Sebenernya dia tu nggak gila. Kalo orang gila kan geblek, nggak peduli apapun. Mau telanjang kek, mau pipis kek, mau ngapa2in dia kagak mikir. Nah si rahmat ni kalo gue bilang, cuma keterbelakangan mental. Dia ini tiap hari kerjaannya keliling-keliling ke rumah-rumah buat minta duit. Dia keliling paling nggak 3 kelurahanlah.
Nah, bro-bro and sist-sist...uniknya ngerinya, si rahmat ini selalu membawa senjata-senjata mujarab tiap minta duit. Senjatanya gak tanggung-tanggung men!: gergaji, sabit, palu, cangkul !!! Nah lo, horor banget kan tu wongedan. Udah kayak psikopat yang siap mbacok orang aja kalo gak ngasih duit. Jadi ga heran juga kan kalo die selalu dikasih duit orang. Tapi dibalik tampang psikopatnya dia tidak pernah sekalipun membunuh orang (setau gue ya..). Dia itu kan blo'on. Kemungkinan gergaji segala macemnya cuma dandanan dari seseorang yg nyuruh dia ngemis (sotoy :p). Yah, tetep aja.. meski rahmat ga nyakitin orang gue takuuuut kalo ngeliat. Padahal dari kecil gue udah kenal tau rahmat.
Pas jaman sd, kalo pulang kan kadang jalan kaki. Terus ngelewatin jalurnya si rahmat itu. Kalo lagi ga beruntung ya bisa ketemu. Pernah gue dan teman gue vivi lagi jalan eh ngeliat rahmat jalan juga di depan kita. Tapi ga berlawanan arah, jadi kita jalan di belakang rahmat yang jalannya lambret banget. Mau gimana lagi, horor juga kan kalo mau nyalip dia. Bisa-bisa dikejar, eh dia kan lambret gitu ya, ga mungkin bisa ngejar gyahaha, tapi dulu kan ga mikir kayak gitu. Akhirnya kita jalan lebih lamban dari rahmat -,-. Sengaja biar dia jauh, terus ntar di belokan selanjutnya kita ga lewat jalur rahmat lagi. Terus udah jauh gitu rahmatnya sampe ga keliatan. ya gue mikirnya udah aman sentosa laah. Kita pun gembira dan nyepetin langkah kaki. Pas di belokan, tiba-tiba si rahmat keluar dari pintu yang lagi pas banget di depan kita...
Rahmat : BRAAAK.......!!! (pintunya digebrak)
tepat d depan mata gue rahmat nongol.. spersekian detik gue shock,
Rahmat : HEEEEEEH!!! (mulai melangkah ke depan)
gue dan vivi : HUAAAAAAAAA...!!! (jejeritan geje dan lari sekenceng udele dewe)
rasanya kayak mau dibunuh rahmat, gue lari pokoknya lari sejauh mungkin, ga ngeliat belakang lagi.
Niat menjauhi rahmat malah diperdekatkan begini, wkwkwk..
Ada cerita lagi, kali ini gue udah gede.. Ceritanya lagi ada arisan di rumah eyang. Pesertanya para pensiunan, embah-embah semua gitu. Karena arisannya di ruang tamu ya pintunya di buka lah, biar terang dan kagak pengap. Pas lagi sesi makan siang ada rahmat lengkap dengan senjata tajamnya *_*
Rahmat : HEEEEH..!!! ewu... ewu...(sewu..sewu..)
eyang : HEE.. OJO MLEBU OJO MLEBUUU !!!! (sambil ngepelin tangan)
rahmat : ewu...!
eyang : iyo iyo....!!! sek!
btw gue kaga ngarti ekspresinya si embah-embah yg lagi makan siang di ruang tamu.. gue cuma liat dari belakang. Anda mengerti sendirilah ya, udah tuwek-tuwek, lagi makan, eh ada orang gila dateng. Gue takut aja kalo ada yg jantungan, kaget liat rahmat, terus keselek tempe ato tahu gitu ya kan serem...
eyang : (sambil ngasih duit) iki, lungo kono!!
rahmat : ma'eeem.....!! ma'em....!! (sambil nunjuk-nunjuk embah-embah yg lagi makan)
eyang : iki wes tak ke'i duit, lungooooo!
rahmat : emoooh...! ma'eem!
si eyang akhirnya ngambilin roti2an
eyang : nyaah, ma'eme..
rahmat : emoooooooh! ma'em segoooooooo! *ni orang geblek bgt banyak maunya*
eyang : yowes tak jupuk ke, koe meneng bae neng kene!!
dan eyang pun ngambil kotak kerdus kecil bekas jajanan kecil buat arisan. Terus dikasih nasi langsung di kerdusnya, dan sedikit lauk pauk. Asli gue liatnya kayak ngasih makan kucing. Gue ngertilah si eyang sebagai tuan rumah arisan ingin menjaga tamu-tamunya tetap aman. Akhirnya si rahmat pergi juga abis dikasih nasi.
begitulah cerita si rahmat, agak tidak menarik sih sebenernya, tapi ini kan blog gue. Suka-suka gue kan mau nulis apaan :p sayang gue belom punya fotonya, pernah mau nyoba moto dari dalem mobil, tapi jadinya kelewat, cuma separo doang. Nanti deh kapan-kapan kalo dapet langsung gue post.
Nah, lebaran udah tiga hari lalu. Gue benar-benar makan segalanya.. dari makanan toplesan sampe opor segala macem gue cobain. Sampe over capacity men. Akibatnya perut gue rada-rada eror gimanaa gitu. Gak sampe *maaf* mencret-mencret sih, tapi kentut-kentut iya.. jadi gue sering menjauhi kerumunan orang buat kentut.
and i'm asking for your forgiveness, if i had some faults (it's impossible if i hadn't have it)
Lets begin this new period by becoming a better person :D
Ok, si rahmat itu nama orang gila di lingkungan tempat tinggal gue. Nggak ada yang nggak tau si rahmat ini. Kalo nggak tau berarti dia bukan orang sini, huehe. Sebenernya dia tu nggak gila. Kalo orang gila kan geblek, nggak peduli apapun. Mau telanjang kek, mau pipis kek, mau ngapa2in dia kagak mikir. Nah si rahmat ni kalo gue bilang, cuma keterbelakangan mental. Dia ini tiap hari kerjaannya keliling-keliling ke rumah-rumah buat minta duit. Dia keliling paling nggak 3 kelurahanlah.
Nah, bro-bro and sist-sist...
Pas jaman sd, kalo pulang kan kadang jalan kaki. Terus ngelewatin jalurnya si rahmat itu. Kalo lagi ga beruntung ya bisa ketemu. Pernah gue dan teman gue vivi lagi jalan eh ngeliat rahmat jalan juga di depan kita. Tapi ga berlawanan arah, jadi kita jalan di belakang rahmat yang jalannya lambret banget. Mau gimana lagi, horor juga kan kalo mau nyalip dia. Bisa-bisa dikejar, eh dia kan lambret gitu ya, ga mungkin bisa ngejar gyahaha, tapi dulu kan ga mikir kayak gitu. Akhirnya kita jalan lebih lamban dari rahmat -,-. Sengaja biar dia jauh, terus ntar di belokan selanjutnya kita ga lewat jalur rahmat lagi. Terus udah jauh gitu rahmatnya sampe ga keliatan. ya gue mikirnya udah aman sentosa laah. Kita pun gembira dan nyepetin langkah kaki. Pas di belokan, tiba-tiba si rahmat keluar dari pintu yang lagi pas banget di depan kita...
Rahmat : BRAAAK.......!!! (pintunya digebrak)
tepat d depan mata gue rahmat nongol.. spersekian detik gue shock,
Rahmat : HEEEEEEH!!! (mulai melangkah ke depan)
gue dan vivi : HUAAAAAAAAA...!!! (jejeritan geje dan lari sekenceng udele dewe)
rasanya kayak mau dibunuh rahmat, gue lari pokoknya lari sejauh mungkin, ga ngeliat belakang lagi.
Niat menjauhi rahmat malah diperdekatkan begini, wkwkwk..
Ada cerita lagi, kali ini gue udah gede.. Ceritanya lagi ada arisan di rumah eyang. Pesertanya para pensiunan, embah-embah semua gitu. Karena arisannya di ruang tamu ya pintunya di buka lah, biar terang dan kagak pengap. Pas lagi sesi makan siang ada rahmat lengkap dengan senjata tajamnya *_*
Rahmat : HEEEEH..!!! ewu... ewu...(sewu..sewu..)
eyang : HEE.. OJO MLEBU OJO MLEBUUU !!!! (sambil ngepelin tangan)
rahmat : ewu...!
eyang : iyo iyo....!!! sek!
btw gue kaga ngarti ekspresinya si embah-embah yg lagi makan siang di ruang tamu.. gue cuma liat dari belakang. Anda mengerti sendirilah ya, udah tuwek-tuwek, lagi makan, eh ada orang gila dateng. Gue takut aja kalo ada yg jantungan, kaget liat rahmat, terus keselek tempe ato tahu gitu ya kan serem...
eyang : (sambil ngasih duit) iki, lungo kono!!
rahmat : ma'eeem.....!! ma'em....!! (sambil nunjuk-nunjuk embah-embah yg lagi makan)
eyang : iki wes tak ke'i duit, lungooooo!
rahmat : emoooh...! ma'eem!
si eyang akhirnya ngambilin roti2an
eyang : nyaah, ma'eme..
rahmat : emoooooooh! ma'em segoooooooo! *ni orang geblek bgt banyak maunya*
eyang : yowes tak jupuk ke, koe meneng bae neng kene!!
dan eyang pun ngambil kotak kerdus kecil bekas jajanan kecil buat arisan. Terus dikasih nasi langsung di kerdusnya, dan sedikit lauk pauk. Asli gue liatnya kayak ngasih makan kucing. Gue ngertilah si eyang sebagai tuan rumah arisan ingin menjaga tamu-tamunya tetap aman. Akhirnya si rahmat pergi juga abis dikasih nasi.
begitulah cerita si rahmat, agak tidak menarik sih sebenernya, tapi ini kan blog gue. Suka-suka gue kan mau nulis apaan :p sayang gue belom punya fotonya, pernah mau nyoba moto dari dalem mobil, tapi jadinya kelewat, cuma separo doang. Nanti deh kapan-kapan kalo dapet langsung gue post.
Nah, lebaran udah tiga hari lalu. Gue benar-benar makan segalanya.. dari makanan toplesan sampe opor segala macem gue cobain. Sampe over capacity men. Akibatnya perut gue rada-rada eror gimanaa gitu. Gak sampe *maaf* mencret-mencret sih, tapi kentut-kentut iya.. jadi gue sering menjauhi kerumunan orang buat kentut.
Rabu, September 8
birthday nozo
Hai hai hai udah lama ga ngepost (serasa ada yg baca aja blog gue)
Kabar terkini adalah saya sudah resmi jadi anak arsitek UGM ;). Baru dua minggu kuliah udah libur lebaran. Hore juga sih libur, karena saya belon merasa betah jadi anak kuliahan :((. Kenapa kenapa?? karena kuliah itu beda sama asrama, yg saya jalani enam tahun terakhir. Asli beda, saya harus benar-benar mandiri banget banget nget nget sekarang. Saya merasa kesepian tinggal di kosan :(. Masalahnya saya itu nggak punya apa-apa. Kos2an kosong melompong kayak warung ga laku2 keabisan modal. Saya bukan orkay yg punya segalanya seperti : laptop i-pod motor kamera DSLR *curcol*
Smoga beasiswa yg saya ajukan diterima amiiin
saya merasa merana jadi anak kuliahan baru T_T
Oh iye, skrg tanggal bagus : 08/09/10
pas banget sama ULTAH NOZOMI HIKARI tercintaaa :D
btw tgl 25 kemaren saya juga ultah lhoo, but nothing special. Ok, saya juga ga berharap apapun selain do'a dari orang-orang terdekat. Thanks kalian! yg udah mendoakan saya..
back to nozo
apa ya, intinya saya masih kangen sama kalian anak angkatanku tersayang. Huhuu kapan ya bisa hidup bareng lagi *impossible* (eh, tapi impossible is nothing ding ya).
ih masa sih bisa balik ke SMA lagi? saya kan bukan orang yang hidup di jaman doraemon yg cukup dengan masuk laci bisa balik ke masa lalu.. aduh geje abis
Yang saya harepin, anak angkatan 13 jadi "orang besar" semua, nanti pas ketemu lagi kan keren tuh, bisa ketemu presiden yg dulunya temen SMA eh, MAN ding. Kalo enggak menteri-menteri yang ANTIKORUPSI, para penemu penemu alat hebat solusi negeri, ntar saya udah jadi arsitek canggih, yg bikin bangunan ajaib entah apapun itu. Amin amin amiiiin Ya Rabb, kabulkan do'a hamba ini..
-topik ultah selesai-
Topik baru : puasa
masa ya saya nimbang berat badan turun 3 kilo @_@
astaga.... bisa-bisanya turuun, biasanya kan berat badan saya berkisar di 45-46, muter-muter aja di angka itu..eh, puasa gini jadi 43 !!! liat saja nanti lebaran biar saya balas dendam makan semua makanan yang dihidangkan, hyeaah...!
opo neh yo, mumpung lagi semangat nulis..
ohya, THR (tugas hari raya) nya seabrek-abrek :((((
dan sampai detik ini belum ada yg saya selesaikan satupun. Hadeeh, payahnya diriku. Abis lebaran deh InsyaAllah, SEMANGAT!
Kabar terkini adalah saya sudah resmi jadi anak arsitek UGM ;). Baru dua minggu kuliah udah libur lebaran. Hore juga sih libur, karena saya belon merasa betah jadi anak kuliahan :((. Kenapa kenapa?? karena kuliah itu beda sama asrama, yg saya jalani enam tahun terakhir. Asli beda, saya harus benar-benar mandiri banget banget nget nget sekarang. Saya merasa kesepian tinggal di kosan :(. Masalahnya saya itu nggak punya apa-apa. Kos2an kosong melompong kayak warung ga laku2 keabisan modal. Saya bukan orkay yg punya segalanya seperti : laptop i-pod motor kamera DSLR *curcol*
Smoga beasiswa yg saya ajukan diterima amiiin
saya merasa merana jadi anak kuliahan baru T_T
Oh iye, skrg tanggal bagus : 08/09/10
pas banget sama ULTAH NOZOMI HIKARI tercintaaa :D
btw tgl 25 kemaren saya juga ultah lhoo, but nothing special. Ok, saya juga ga berharap apapun selain do'a dari orang-orang terdekat. Thanks kalian! yg udah mendoakan saya..
back to nozo
apa ya, intinya saya masih kangen sama kalian anak angkatanku tersayang. Huhuu kapan ya bisa hidup bareng lagi *impossible* (eh, tapi impossible is nothing ding ya).
ih masa sih bisa balik ke SMA lagi? saya kan bukan orang yang hidup di jaman doraemon yg cukup dengan masuk laci bisa balik ke masa lalu.. aduh geje abis
Yang saya harepin, anak angkatan 13 jadi "orang besar" semua, nanti pas ketemu lagi kan keren tuh, bisa ketemu presiden yg dulunya temen SMA eh, MAN ding. Kalo enggak menteri-menteri yang ANTIKORUPSI, para penemu penemu alat hebat solusi negeri, ntar saya udah jadi arsitek canggih, yg bikin bangunan ajaib entah apapun itu. Amin amin amiiiin Ya Rabb, kabulkan do'a hamba ini..
-topik ultah selesai-
Topik baru : puasa
masa ya saya nimbang berat badan turun 3 kilo @_@
astaga.... bisa-bisanya turuun, biasanya kan berat badan saya berkisar di 45-46, muter-muter aja di angka itu..eh, puasa gini jadi 43 !!! liat saja nanti lebaran biar saya balas dendam makan semua makanan yang dihidangkan, hyeaah...!
opo neh yo, mumpung lagi semangat nulis..
ohya, THR (tugas hari raya) nya seabrek-abrek :((((
dan sampai detik ini belum ada yg saya selesaikan satupun. Hadeeh, payahnya diriku. Abis lebaran deh InsyaAllah, SEMANGAT!
Sabtu, Agustus 14
in sadness
dari kemarin rasanya sedih mulu..
saya nggak pernah sesedih ini sbelumnya..
semoga tidak bertahan lama..
:'(
saya nggak pernah sesedih ini sbelumnya..
semoga tidak bertahan lama..
:'(
Rabu, Agustus 4
it's time
sebentar lagi saya KULIAH
jeng jeng jeeeeng..
tidak tahu mau senang atau sedih
tidak ada bayangan bagaimana nanti
tidak banyak persiapan tentang "architec's equipment"
Ya Allaah.. semoga saya tidak salah pilih jurusan
semoga semoga
saya harap bisa memaksimalkan kemampuan di bidang itu
amin Ya Rabb
jeng jeng jeeeeng..
tidak tahu mau senang atau sedih
tidak ada bayangan bagaimana nanti
tidak banyak persiapan tentang "architec's equipment"
Ya Allaah.. semoga saya tidak salah pilih jurusan
semoga semoga
saya harap bisa memaksimalkan kemampuan di bidang itu
amin Ya Rabb
Kamis, Juli 29
You know you're an architecture student when...
Saya nemu tulisan ini di grup facebook tapi saya copas setengahnya abis rada panjang..
setelah saya baca OH NO! huhuuuu begitu mengerikannya jadi anak arsitek (kuliah aja belom)
So, You know you're an architecture student when...
...your roommates say "good morning," and you reply "good night."
...you carry a toothbrush in your backpack.
...someone asks you for your phone number and you give them the studios.
...you start paying rent for your desk space in studio.
...You total up 3 meals of the day to your breakfast.
...'Red Bull' is you favorite drink.
...all of the Christmas gifts you give are wrapped in trace.
...you ask Santa Clause for architecture supplies.
...you ask Santa Clause for a sleeping bag.
...after all of your expenses, you can't afford to pay attention
...you have 3 or more cups of double shot coffee espressos in one night
...you hear the same song on the radio 3 or more times in one night.
... You know the different taste between UHU and Pritt glue
... You can stay alive without sunlight, communicate with people nor having foods but you would commit suicide if the plotter doesn't plot your work out
...the only sleep you get is in your G. E. classes.
...construction workers are already working.
...You've lost your house key and u realized week later
...you sleep more than 16 hrs at weekends
...u dance madly at 3 am though u aren't drunk
...you note smt with yr drafting pen or yoken
... You are an expert and Photoshop, illustrator and auto cad
but u don't know how to use MS excel
...you've got 2 subjects / day but u got to study it whole day
...you spend more time in studio than in your own bed.
...your parents are complaining that you're not having enough fun.
...you only leave studio to buy supplies.
...you haven't taken a shower in a week.
...you see showering as a waste of time.
...you've ever dreamt about your models.
...upon hearing 'supermodel', you think of a nicely crafted-foam core model.
...your parents have more of a social life than you.
...your 14-year-old brother has more of a social life than you.
...you consider using broccoli for your models.
...you enjoy hanging out at 'Home and Garden Fair'.
...you know all the 24-hour food places in the area.
...your friends get more sleep in one night than you do in one week.
...the streetlights turn off.
..You consider 3AM an early night.
...when you are out at 3AM, and people knows where you're at.
...everything you eat comes in single serving baggies.
...the idea of a 24 hour 'Kinko's' make's perfect sense
...smoking sounds appealing.
...you're out on Friday nights in studio.
...the only building on campus with its lights on is your studios'.
...you say "It's only midnight- I have plenty of time to finish."
...you confuse sunrise with sunset.
...you ask what time it is, then ask "AM or PM?"
...you strangle your roommate because she said she stayed up late studying.
...your Friday night is 68 hours long.
...you know how much a cubic foot of concrete weighs (150lbs).
...you slice your finger, and the first thing you think of is if you'll be able to finish your model.
...you understand why architects have glasses and white hair.
...You call some great architects as if they are you friends.
err... Frank... Tadao.
...you swear there are only 120 people at USC.
...you know all of these are true, no exaggerations.
...you can listen to all your CD's in one night.
...certain songs remind you of studio.
...you change the style of music to country coz u r fed up with POP
...Sister's favorite brand names are Prada DNKY etc... But yours are
Mastex, Staedtler, pentel, rotring
...you dare not to have a gf/bf coz no one can accept for what u are
...you can conceptually compose the food on your plate.
...you think the 'Weekender' happens every weekend.
...upon hearing 'Weekends' you think of sleep.
...the 'Shop Cafe' closes when you arrive, and reopens before you leave studio.
...you have to wait for breakfast shops to open.
...you go to the food shop, and order the "usual", and they understand.
...you use architecture tools to eat.
...you only buy groceries once a month.
...you wake up to go to school and you're already there.
...you start wearing all black.
...you have no life, and admit it.
...you start to critique a radio selection's selection of songs.
...you bring your friends to studio to keep you company.
...you refer to outside studio as the "Real World."
..."going out to eat" is at the 'Shop Cafe'.
...going on a vacation involves going to 'Flax' or 'Pearl'.
...you confuse today and tomorrow.
...you tell time by when other people leave studio.
...you can write a 6-page term paper by procrastinating.
...you hear "Didn't you wear that yesterday?' followed by "and the day before that?"
...you roommate files a Missing Person Report.
...you count the number of days (not hours) you've been awake.
...you think days are 48 hours long.
...you go to the store to buy a six-pack of 'Red Bull'.
..."Homecoming" happens once a term.
...on Halloween, you dress like your instructors.
...on Halloween you trick-or-treat in studio to get arch supplies or 'Red Bull.'
..."respect", "coolness', and "hatred" are all based on how much sleep you get, or lack of.
...you see your own picture on a milk carton.
...you start using words your instructor uses.
...your bed has collected a layer of dust on it.
...concept of time is not forward, but a countdown from the time a project is due ("What time is it?""4 hours 'till").
...you contemplate suicide 3 times a day.
...you contemplate dropping your major 3 times a day.
...you have a tent pitched in studio, but still don't go to sleep.
...doing models all night long excites you.
...you know the people in the studio better then your roommates
...Drimmels are a lifelong investment, if you can keep the parts.
...Gesso is pointless.
...The roof, Atkinson Hall, at 4 AM -- nothing like it.
...X-acto knives can be dangerous... as we all know or will find out.
...Beer pyramids AND Red Bull pyramids are some of our late-night late projects.
...Elmer's glue doesn't dry quick -- not even close.
...They know the phrase "Always done, never done" all too well and wish the professors would stop saying it
...They can always have more construction lines.
...They know the number and price of their favorite item in the snack machine downstairs, as well as every other item and all the drinks in the other two machines.
...And if you have been drunk while in the studio working on a project, join the club.
...they believe they should be paid just for having the major
...you drink more in studio than you do when you're out
...you have sent messages on aim to another jackass architecture student in the same room
as you are
...you think "X-Acto Blade Throwing" is a sport.
...you have 3 or more 'Mountain Dews' in one night
...you spend more time in studio than with your wife.
..."scoring" involves an X-Acto blade
...you don't find out who wins the Presidential Election until Thanksgiving Break, if you get one at all.
...a break consists of moving your car.
...you've memorized you favorite vending machine combination item (B6).
...you use your T-square or straight edge as a baseball bat.
....the day has 2 sunrises.
....you test which glue will cause your model to burn faster.
...when you tell people you major in "architorture"
...U can't draw without listening to music!
...when people tell you that they like walking around with you because you see things know one else does.
...when you don't understand how someone doesn't strategize their way through traffic (or everything else in life).
...when someone says "icon" and you think of Louis I. Kahn.
...when someone says "eye candy" and you think of gratuitous details on a building.
...when you use words like "gratuitous".
...when you have to use spellchecker to see if you spelled "gratuitous" right.
... When you're not sure what day of the week it is
... When you have slept straight through a day and into the next day after a final review
... When lack of sleep makes you feel and act as if you are high
... When any flat surface is seen as a place to take a nap (underneath the tables in the computer room (that's where it is the warmest), in hallways, on drafting boards
... When a relationship with an upperclassman seems like a good idea because they might be able to help you on your project
... When a relationship with an underclassman seems like a good idea because their final review is before yours and therefore, they can help you produce once they are finished
... When the books that you read consist primarily of photographs and not so much of words
setelah saya baca OH NO! huhuuuu begitu mengerikannya jadi anak arsitek (kuliah aja belom)
So, You know you're an architecture student when...
...your roommates say "good morning," and you reply "good night."
...you carry a toothbrush in your backpack.
...someone asks you for your phone number and you give them the studios.
...you start paying rent for your desk space in studio.
...You total up 3 meals of the day to your breakfast.
...'Red Bull' is you favorite drink.
...all of the Christmas gifts you give are wrapped in trace.
...you ask Santa Clause for architecture supplies.
...you ask Santa Clause for a sleeping bag.
...after all of your expenses, you can't afford to pay attention
...you have 3 or more cups of double shot coffee espressos in one night
...you hear the same song on the radio 3 or more times in one night.
... You know the different taste between UHU and Pritt glue
... You can stay alive without sunlight, communicate with people nor having foods but you would commit suicide if the plotter doesn't plot your work out
...the only sleep you get is in your G. E. classes.
...construction workers are already working.
...You've lost your house key and u realized week later
...you sleep more than 16 hrs at weekends
...u dance madly at 3 am though u aren't drunk
...you note smt with yr drafting pen or yoken
... You are an expert and Photoshop, illustrator and auto cad
but u don't know how to use MS excel
...you've got 2 subjects / day but u got to study it whole day
...you spend more time in studio than in your own bed.
...your parents are complaining that you're not having enough fun.
...you only leave studio to buy supplies.
...you haven't taken a shower in a week.
...you see showering as a waste of time.
...you've ever dreamt about your models.
...upon hearing 'supermodel', you think of a nicely crafted-foam core model.
...your parents have more of a social life than you.
...your 14-year-old brother has more of a social life than you.
...you consider using broccoli for your models.
...you enjoy hanging out at 'Home and Garden Fair'.
...you know all the 24-hour food places in the area.
...your friends get more sleep in one night than you do in one week.
...the streetlights turn off.
..You consider 3AM an early night.
...when you are out at 3AM, and people knows where you're at.
...everything you eat comes in single serving baggies.
...the idea of a 24 hour 'Kinko's' make's perfect sense
...smoking sounds appealing.
...you're out on Friday nights in studio.
...the only building on campus with its lights on is your studios'.
...you say "It's only midnight- I have plenty of time to finish."
...you confuse sunrise with sunset.
...you ask what time it is, then ask "AM or PM?"
...you strangle your roommate because she said she stayed up late studying.
...your Friday night is 68 hours long.
...you know how much a cubic foot of concrete weighs (150lbs).
...you slice your finger, and the first thing you think of is if you'll be able to finish your model.
...you understand why architects have glasses and white hair.
...You call some great architects as if they are you friends.
err... Frank... Tadao.
...you swear there are only 120 people at USC.
...you know all of these are true, no exaggerations.
...you can listen to all your CD's in one night.
...certain songs remind you of studio.
...you change the style of music to country coz u r fed up with POP
...Sister's favorite brand names are Prada DNKY etc... But yours are
Mastex, Staedtler, pentel, rotring
...you dare not to have a gf/bf coz no one can accept for what u are
...you can conceptually compose the food on your plate.
...you think the 'Weekender' happens every weekend.
...upon hearing 'Weekends' you think of sleep.
...the 'Shop Cafe' closes when you arrive, and reopens before you leave studio.
...you have to wait for breakfast shops to open.
...you go to the food shop, and order the "usual", and they understand.
...you use architecture tools to eat.
...you only buy groceries once a month.
...you wake up to go to school and you're already there.
...you start wearing all black.
...you have no life, and admit it.
...you start to critique a radio selection's selection of songs.
...you bring your friends to studio to keep you company.
...you refer to outside studio as the "Real World."
..."going out to eat" is at the 'Shop Cafe'.
...going on a vacation involves going to 'Flax' or 'Pearl'.
...you confuse today and tomorrow.
...you tell time by when other people leave studio.
...you can write a 6-page term paper by procrastinating.
...you hear "Didn't you wear that yesterday?' followed by "and the day before that?"
...you roommate files a Missing Person Report.
...you count the number of days (not hours) you've been awake.
...you think days are 48 hours long.
...you go to the store to buy a six-pack of 'Red Bull'.
..."Homecoming" happens once a term.
...on Halloween, you dress like your instructors.
...on Halloween you trick-or-treat in studio to get arch supplies or 'Red Bull.'
..."respect", "coolness', and "hatred" are all based on how much sleep you get, or lack of.
...you see your own picture on a milk carton.
...you start using words your instructor uses.
...your bed has collected a layer of dust on it.
...concept of time is not forward, but a countdown from the time a project is due ("What time is it?""4 hours 'till").
...you contemplate suicide 3 times a day.
...you contemplate dropping your major 3 times a day.
...you have a tent pitched in studio, but still don't go to sleep.
...doing models all night long excites you.
...you know the people in the studio better then your roommates
...Drimmels are a lifelong investment, if you can keep the parts.
...Gesso is pointless.
...The roof, Atkinson Hall, at 4 AM -- nothing like it.
...X-acto knives can be dangerous... as we all know or will find out.
...Beer pyramids AND Red Bull pyramids are some of our late-night late projects.
...Elmer's glue doesn't dry quick -- not even close.
...They know the phrase "Always done, never done" all too well and wish the professors would stop saying it
...They can always have more construction lines.
...They know the number and price of their favorite item in the snack machine downstairs, as well as every other item and all the drinks in the other two machines.
...And if you have been drunk while in the studio working on a project, join the club.
...they believe they should be paid just for having the major
...you drink more in studio than you do when you're out
...you have sent messages on aim to another jackass architecture student in the same room
as you are
...you think "X-Acto Blade Throwing" is a sport.
...you have 3 or more 'Mountain Dews' in one night
...you spend more time in studio than with your wife.
..."scoring" involves an X-Acto blade
...you don't find out who wins the Presidential Election until Thanksgiving Break, if you get one at all.
...a break consists of moving your car.
...you've memorized you favorite vending machine combination item (B6).
...you use your T-square or straight edge as a baseball bat.
....the day has 2 sunrises.
....you test which glue will cause your model to burn faster.
...when you tell people you major in "architorture"
...U can't draw without listening to music!
...when people tell you that they like walking around with you because you see things know one else does.
...when you don't understand how someone doesn't strategize their way through traffic (or everything else in life).
...when someone says "icon" and you think of Louis I. Kahn.
...when someone says "eye candy" and you think of gratuitous details on a building.
...when you use words like "gratuitous".
...when you have to use spellchecker to see if you spelled "gratuitous" right.
... When you're not sure what day of the week it is
... When you have slept straight through a day and into the next day after a final review
... When lack of sleep makes you feel and act as if you are high
... When any flat surface is seen as a place to take a nap (underneath the tables in the computer room (that's where it is the warmest), in hallways, on drafting boards
... When a relationship with an upperclassman seems like a good idea because they might be able to help you on your project
... When a relationship with an underclassman seems like a good idea because their final review is before yours and therefore, they can help you produce once they are finished
... When the books that you read consist primarily of photographs and not so much of words
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