Kemana Aja?

In some parking lot,
Friend: motormu berapa lama ga dicuci?
Me: sejuta taon

In one of pasta resto in Jogja (well, my first time there), a waitress put down the food ordered by a friend. Some creamy roast with spinach and a yellow clod of something..
Me: Ini apaan? kok ada es krimnyaa??
Friend: Es krim?? ini MASHED POTATOES!